Quotes

During the streamaversary month, you can propose a quote for the all time top quote ever made in the channel. The one quote the rule them all, the ultimate representation of The Unicorn Blessing. Anyone can propose up to 1 quote per stream to dethrone the current top quote. The chat will vote for the quote that stays and the other is eliminated for now. The person to propose the winning quote will win 5 tickets!

IDText
0oops wrong button! [] [24-06-2018]
1Never fudge. [2048] [24-06-2018]
2"I got a perfect thing but it's terrible." [Dark Souls] [25-06-2018]
3"Fuck! No! Unfuck! Unfuck!" [2048] [25-06-2018]
4Is that a thing that can be happen? [BIT.TRIP Presents: Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien] [27-06-2018]
5"Wow my laptop is a fanning very much." [Rapture Rejects] [06-07-2018]
6“I love the illuminati” [Immortal Redneck] [22-07-2018]
7"Oh I took speed, that's not good" [Warframe] [22-07-2018]
8“what is ‘my youtube,l [No Time to Explain] [22-07-2018]
9"Woo! The Illuminati! Fuck yeah! Illuminati! Woohoo!" [Immortal Redneck] [24-07-2018]
10“oh god i got rammed in the ass. Hey Tony!” [Immortal Redneck] [24-07-2018]
11"Plug-and-play? More like plug-and-pray." [Immortal Redneck] [25-07-2018]
12"Sleep is for the weak... except... I am the weak..." [Immortal Redneck] [25-07-2018]
13the pit of the arm is like a well... an ARM WELL!!! [The Binding of Isaac] [11-11-2018]
14That didn't last long [Overwatch] [25-11-2018]
15I'm enjoying every smash, every hit [Super Smash Bros. Ultimate] [26-12-2018]
16wait I didn't submit shit! [The Jackbox Party Pack 3] [31-12-2018]
17Nooooo, it was the Jews. [The Jackbox Party Pack 2] [13-01-2019]
18can we just hug everyone into happieness [Life Is Strange] [23-01-2019]
19"finish your plates! there's a sausage on both plates!!" [Life Is Strange] [28-01-2019]
20"man she's yelling like she's about to die or something" [Life Is Strange] [28-01-2019]
21Can we please nerf scream [Marbles On Stream] [29-01-2019]
22"it's only the loser that loses" [The Jackbox Party Pack 3] [07-03-2019]
23"how did the fire burn? i did not expect that" [A Hat in Time] [02-05-2019]
24"No, dude, he's next level gay. He's God." [A Hat in Time] [06-05-2019]
25"Something's wrong with my face" [Just Chatting] [01-06-2019]
26"I just broke an other part of him" [Dauntless] [01-06-2019]
27"Dental cleaning or sex... isn't that the same thing" [The Jackbox Party Pack 3] [02-06-2019]
28"oh yeah, that's how you play" [Shovel Knight] [07-06-2019]
29"Thanks for chilling, like a villan.... OMG I'm not funny" [The Jackbox Party Pack 4] [28-07-2019]
30"So do I just need to keep wetting them?" - Super Mario Odyssey [Super Mario Odyssey] [30-07-2019]
31"That's my old ball, I'm a different ball now" [Marbles On Stream] [06-08-2019]
32"Unplugged? What are they unplugging? Please don't unplug me" [Minecraft] [13-08-2019]
33"We're gonna investigate some manholes" [A Hat in Time] [23-12-2019]
34"We're gonna investigate some manholes" [A Hat in Time] [23-12-2019]
35"Splish Splash the system is trash" [A Hat in Time] [23-12-2019]
36"10/10 would definitely hang them" [A Hat in Time] [23-12-2019]
37"Let's get head so we can get ahead!" [Hollow Knight] [27-12-2019]
38"It's a game about something, and it looks like a fun something..." [Just Chatting] [30-12-2019]
39"Are you just going to have me blow for the entire stream?" [My Time at Portia] [30-12-2019]
40"(from a distance) Oww..." [My Time at Portia] [31-12-2019]
41"A dead guy, Yeah !!!" [Hollow Knight] [01-01-2020]
42"I'm not gonna mess with that! I'm really bad with lips" [My Time at Portia] [01-01-2020]
43"Holy shit, is it poop? Please tell me it is. Yes! I got four!" [My Time at Portia] [03-01-2020]
44"X to save your gays... Wait" [Ori and the Blind Forest] [08-01-2020]
45"YOU SAID WHAT? I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS *pops a balloon*" [Ori and the Blind Forest] [08-01-2020]
46"You little McNugget! How could you!?" [Ori and the Blind Forest] [08-01-2020]
47"I'm gonna absorb you SO GOOD" [Ori and the Blind Forest] [09-01-2020]
48"wait.... I DON' T have any shame !!" [Ori and the Blind Forest] [15-01-2020]
49"I guess everyone loves seamen" [The Jackbox Party Pack 3] [18-01-2020]
50"Big ol foreskin. That's what they put around the sushi's, right?" [The Jackbox Party Pack 3] [18-01-2020]
51"We just finished week 3 of 2014!" [Just Chatting] [18-01-2020]
52" hydrate before you die-drate" -sammyistrash [Just Chatting] [21-01-2020]
53not the planet, I LIVE HERE [Just Chatting] [21-01-2020]
54"Adorable dogs are just adorable" [Just Chatting] [21-01-2020]
55"Death before piss- wait" [Just Chatting] [21-01-2020]
56"The sack is still in there" [The Jackbox Party Pack 6] [25-01-2020]
57"Finally! My alcoholism will serve a purpose" [The Jackbox Party Pack 6] [25-01-2020]
58"I'm super dry right now" [The Jackbox Party Pack 6] [25-01-2020]
59"Oh shit there's no mods" [The Jackbox Party Pack 4] [25-01-2020]
60"Tsundere Thor exists in the Marvel Anime Universe" [The Jackbox Party Pack 4] [25-01-2020]
61"I've been higher than that... In all senses of the word" [Super Mario Maker 2] [26-01-2020]
62"I feel like Karma likes to really bite me in the ass" [Super Mario Maker 2] [26-01-2020]
63"Okay, so running around without a shoe is not a good option." [Super Mario Maker 2] [26-01-2020]
64"When he chokes it's actually hilarious ~Scream" [Super Mario Maker 2] [26-01-2020]
65"Oh no ! we have young people in the stream !! (Proceed to switch from scotch to beer)" [Super Mario Maker 2] [26-01-2020]
66"There' no escape! We've been surrounded, we're going FULL WEEB" [Just Chatting] [28-01-2020]
67"Yee-haw baguette" [Just Chatting] [29-01-2020]
68"I don't need new games! I need to go PEE" [Just Chatting] [29-01-2020]
69nice
70"I remember, I was like : OMG, it's so big" [Just Chatting] [29-01-2020]
71"How do I make anything work? That's a good question" [Spore] [30-01-2020]
72"I wanna be harassed by random people!" [Just Chatting] [04-02-2020]
73"Basically, I never know whats going on" [Just Chatting] [04-02-2020]
74"I really like to smash, I smash all the time, well, I haven't smashed in a while but-" [Just Chatting] [04-02-2020]
75"Did he just throw a mountain? DID HE JUST PUNCH A MOUNTAIN?" [Just Chatting] [04-02-2020]
76"Im legit feeling actual emotions right now" [Just Chatting] [04-02-2020]
77"Crackng open a cold one with the boys, versus cracking open a boy with the cold ones: alcoholics and vampires ~Scream" [Just Chatting] [04-02-2020]
78"The SCU: Shrek Cinematic Universe" [Just Chatting] [04-02-2020]
79"I'm becoming evil" [The Jackbox Party Pack 6] [08-02-2020]
80When will I get to murder again? [The Jackbox Party Pack 6] [08-02-2020]
81"My crush is Justine? Oh yeah, right" [Just Chatting] [11-02-2020]
82"I almost said Fister Cool" [Super Mario Maker 2] [12-02-2020]
83I’d rather keep my nuts please [Super Mario Maker 2] [12-02-2020]
84"Why are people talking to me [Super Mario Maker 2] [12-02-2020]
85It’s snowing! I don’t know, I’m in a basement [Super Mario Maker 2] [12-02-2020]
86"I'm trying not to focus too much on chat, I should focus on the game" [Super Mario Maker 2] [12-02-2020]
87I peed thinking of you - BroadwayBoy1996 [Super Mario Maker 2] [12-02-2020]
88THAT’S MY PURSE! [Super Mario Maker 2] [13-02-2020]
89"Homies have been kissed, time to raid yo homies" [Just Chatting] [13-02-2020]
90"W I T N E S S T H E F I T N E S S - LusephOrion" [The Jackbox Party Pack 6] [15-02-2020]
91"I don't even know what all these letters mean, like, Bingo? I dunno" [Just Chatting] [19-02-2020]
92"(In reference to MBTI) I'm more of a Robin Williams than an Obama" [Just Chatting] [19-02-2020]
93"Now you know more about my toes than you should" [Jackbox Party Pack 6] [22-02-2020]
94"Going better, is better" [The Jackbox Party Pack 6] [29-02-2020]
95"The cactus is juicing all over me!" [Just Chatting] [03-03-2020]
96"I've been doing my waiting, 12 years of it... IN AZKABAN. - Starless" [Just Chatting] [03-03-2020]
97"Whattt is the devil doing with that banana - WeirdJulie" [Just Chatting] [03-03-2020]
98"It's a very horny dinosaur" [Just Chatting] [03-03-2020]
99"Damn Boi, you THICC -Musiek" [Just Chatting] [03-03-2020]
100"I am not difficult to distract" [The Jackbox Party Pack 6] [14-03-2020]
101"Oh fuck I'm in the risk of dying" [The Jackbox Party Pack 6] [14-03-2020]
102"Hydrohomies unite" [The Jackbox Party Pack 6] [14-03-2020]
103"Oh, I have to play the game WELL not to die" [Ori and the Blind Forest] [16-03-2020]
104"Can you hear the sound of me getting wrecked? Cause it's pretty prominent" [Ori and the Blind Forest] [16-03-2020]
10510/10 would shit again [Just Chatting] [17-03-2020]
106"It's simple math, 80% gay 20% homophobic" [Just Chatting] [17-03-2020]
107How does everyone know my bots better then me?? [Just Chatting] [17-03-2020]
108I'm very passionate about feeding my mods [Just Chatting] [17-03-2020]
109That's not a fucking neck, that's a forehead [Just Chatting] [17-03-2020]
110"The level of trust for scream is low right now" ~Musiek [Just Chatting] [17-03-2020]
111"We're taking all the weed [Animal Crossing: New Horizons] [20-03-2020]
112"I could NOT suck if I wanted to" [Animal Crossing: New Horizons] [20-03-2020]
113I just played animal crossing until 2 am [The Jackbox Party Pack 6] [21-03-2020]
114I just tapped daddy [The Jackbox Party Pack 6] [21-03-2020]
115" Isn't a bush baby an American President?" [The Jackbox Party Pack 6] [21-03-2020]
116What the fuck is a bush baby? Isn't that an American president? [The Jackbox Party Pack 6] [21-03-2020]
117why can't I answer, Oh, because im dead [The Jackbox Party Pack 6] [21-03-2020]
118This stream is not sponsored by KitKat [The Jackbox Party Pack 6] [21-03-2020]
119Easy peasey lemon breezy. Cover girl. [The Jackbox Party Pack 3] [21-03-2020]
120It's like a real triangle with colors inside [The Jackbox Party Pack 3] [21-03-2020]
121fastest pisser in the west [The Jackbox Party Pack 6] [21-03-2020]
122Stop saying things! Youre making me emotional! [Ring Fit Adventure] [22-03-2020]
123I can stretch more *groans* but my fat is in the way. [Ring Fit Adventure] [22-03-2020]
124Sorry Jen I stole your weed! [Animal Crossing: New Horizons] [22-03-2020]
125I'm a rainbow bag of trash - sammyistrash [Animal Crossing: New Horizons] [23-03-2020]
126Well rum is more shot-able and scotch is more more scotch-able [Animal Crossing: New Horizons] [23-03-2020]
127I'm a smart drunk [Animal Crossing: New Horizons] [23-03-2020]
128I am a floating head. I can be a floating nothing *yeets blanket over head* [Just Chatting] [24-03-2020]
129I just wanted to say- ow fuck! ... That's not what I wanted to say. [Just Chatting] [24-03-2020]
130[in asmr] I stole the stars to uh- put them in your eyes or something [Just Chatting] [24-03-2020]
131I can't even hide my stress now. Anxiety is public. [Just Chatting] [24-03-2020]
132What the fuck is a teal anyways?? [Just Chatting] [24-03-2020]
133"where's my butt? I lost the butt" [Just Chatting] [24-03-2020]
134Anatomy is an opinion [Just Chatting] [24-03-2020]
135There's too many dads [Animal Crossing: New Horizons] [25-03-2020]
136For once, I agree with scream. [Animal Crossing: New Horizons] [25-03-2020]
137"THE FLOOR JUST PISSED" [Animal Crossing: New Horizons] [25-03-2020]
138"THATS NOT GOKU" [The Jackbox Party Pack 6] [28-03-2020]
139"I'm also saddened, but in a good way" [The Jackbox Party Pack 4] [28-03-2020]
140My telephone pole decided hey, the quarantine is the perfect time to decide to go on fire. [Animal Crossing: New Horizons] [30-03-2020]
141I'm gonna start catching up on chat [Just Chatting] [30-03-2020]
142I'm always thirsty [Just Chatting] [30-03-2020]
143"I'd rather miss a day in Animal Crossing than one of your messages" [Just Chatting] [30-03-2020]
144"HE CAME" [Just Chatting] [30-03-2020]
145A bucket, so if I get wasted I can puke at night [Animal Crossing: New Horizons] [30-03-2020]
146I feel like that was not a yay moment but I'll yay it anyways [Animal Crossing: New Horizons] [30-03-2020]
147I'm gonna do the hello, I have done the hello, is this how you make friends, making friends is easy! [Animal Crossing: New Horizons] [31-03-2020]
148!quote DO YOU FEEL CELEBRATED? ARE YOU FEELIN' IT NOW MR. KRABS?? [Animal Crossing: New Horizons] [31-03-2020]
149"Refrection" [Animal Crossing: New Horizons] [31-03-2020]
150pretned - @tanare3 [Animal Crossing: New Horizons] [31-03-2020]
151I am a toaster [Just Chatting] [31-03-2020]
152"*to the tune of bill nye* ITS SCREAM THE SCIENCE QUEEN" -Sammy [Drawful 2] [04-04-2020]
153I have way too much internet [The Jackbox Party Pack 3] [04-04-2020]
154They all have names except the two that don't have names [The Jackbox Party Pack 3] [04-04-2020]
155We need to have a scream stream team for the scream stream [The Jackbox Party Pack 3] [04-04-2020]
156well if you want a forensics class that's realistic, just murder your classmate [The Jackbox Party Pack 3] [04-04-2020]
157"You ARE an apple!!! I could just bite into you!!!!!" [Animal Crossing: New Horizons] [06-04-2020]
158"Computer engineers can do math, we simply choose not to" ~Samsei [Animal Crossing: New Horizons] [06-04-2020]
159I can't find the clitoris but at least I can find the virginia - Lamawarrior [Just Chatting] [07-04-2020]
160That's true, cause I've seen this bug, I think it was called Bugs Bunny, he was pretty tall, ADHD Unicorn [Just Chatting] [10-04-2020]
161"how are you liking my ass right now, luseph?" [The Jackbox Party Pack 6] [11-04-2020]
162"I don't think I've felt my nipples since a long time" [Just Chatting] [15-04-2020]
163"Fajeeta is gonna go super sandwich" [Just Chatting] [16-04-2020]
164"POULET VOUS ANGLAIS" - screaminween [Just Chatting] [16-04-2020]
165It’s raining bits [Club Penguin] [16-04-2020]
166"You totally blocked my move. Thank you!" [Club Penguin] [16-04-2020]
167I like the abuse [Just Chatting] [23-04-2020]
168"How can I say a story, if I can't understand my brain" [Just Chatting] [30-04-2020]
169"I'm alright to watch bad content, I watch my vods all the time" [Just Chatting] [30-04-2020]
170"I'm still cleaning my mess, you guys are too kind" [Just Chatting] [24-05-2020]
171"eVERYthing is wET" [Just Chatting] [24-05-2020]
172"Maybe starting naked could be fun" [Dark Souls III] [24-05-2020]
173"Oh yeah, backstabbing is fun !" [Dark Souls III] [24-05-2020]
174"not like im a game dev or anything, OH WAIT IM A GAME DEV" [Dark Souls III] [24-05-2020]
175Holy fuck, I’m a game dev! [Dark Souls III] [24-05-2020]
176"Who needs luck when you're THIS GOOD" [Dark Souls III] [24-05-2020]
177"Why are you yelling ?" [Dark Souls III] [24-05-2020]
178"Ok, this is a hole.... and I came from up here..." [Dark Souls III] [24-05-2020]
179"Straightsword? I want a gaysword" [Dark Souls III] [24-05-2020]
180"Yah, Quebec is kinda fat" [Dark Souls III] [24-05-2020]
181"My sister needs a kid soon," [Dark Souls III] [26-05-2020]
182I could just bomb his balls [Dark Souls III] [28-05-2020]
183"If only I was the australian wildfire, I could beat him so easily" [Dark Souls III] [28-05-2020]
184"bombs to wreck his balls" [Dark Souls III] [31-05-2020]
185"I am a syrup baby" [Dark Souls III] [31-05-2020]
186"Can I just open this?? NO!! NO!! NO!!" [Dark Souls III] [04-06-2020]
187"The d6 is just a regular dice" [Just Chatting] [06-06-2020]
188"The cheese is IN MY BODY" [Just Chatting] [06-06-2020]
189"How do you have hair!?!?!" [Just Chatting] [06-06-2020]
190"I am a fit machin" [Treachery in Beatdown City] [06-06-2020]
191""Defeated by very mild cheese" - when a Canadian wins in an argument." - Starless [Treachery in Beatdown City] [06-06-2020]
192"The MCU is acually the Manscape Cinematic Universe" [Just Chatting] [06-06-2020]
193"They took my jam!" [Games + Demos] [06-06-2020]
194"I do has the wheel command" [Games + Demos] [06-06-2020]
195"AHH! It's stuck EVERYWHERE!" [Games + Demos] [06-06-2020]
196Oh... oh... OOOHH! OH! [Twitch Sings] [06-06-2020]
197Wrong hole, wrong hole! [Twitch Sings] [06-06-2020]
198"just go super fast so I don't feel it" [Twitch Sings] [07-06-2020]
199"I am taking a full shower right now. Wtf, I had clothes on." [Just Chatting] [11-06-2020]
200My frickin brain is purple [Just Chatting] [11-06-2020]
201"The glitch was I didn't have skills" [Dark Souls III] [14-06-2020]
202"This is literally pointless. I love it!" [Dark Souls III] [14-06-2020]
203"I was a fucking capitalist monster," [Dark Souls III] [16-06-2020]
204Please don't lick me [A Hat In Time] [23-06-2020]
205If anyone commits animal cruelty on my watch, I'll commit human cruelty *points at camera with wineglass* [A Hat In Time] [23-06-2020]
206"This is like crazy taxi, but crazier" [A Hat In Time] [23-06-2020]
207Without the moon, we'd be fucked, seriously. And not in the fun way [Just Chatting] [30-06-2020]
208Yeet his beans [Just Chatting] [30-06-2020]
209QUEET [Just Chatting] [30-06-2020]
210110 [Just Chatting] [30-06-2020]
211When I improve on stage, my brain is rolling. When I improve on stream, my brain is off. [Just Chatting] [30-06-2020]
212"Well I forgot to take the D today, oops" [Just Chatting] [30-06-2020]
213"I wanna see uni die in HD"-eternallyscream [Just Chatting] [02-07-2020]
214"I am a fake gamer guy" [Just Chatting] [02-07-2020]
215"I enjoyed school before school destroyer me" [Just Chatting] [05-07-2020]
216And death is amazing! [Just Chatting] [05-07-2020]
217Fuck nugget [Just Chatting] [05-07-2020]
218Fuck, I’m a cheesy bitch for someone who doesn’t like cheese [Just Chatting] [05-07-2020]
219"Oh it's a submissive role, like a sushi roll or..." [Just Chatting] [07-07-2020]
220"P U S S B O N E", @Marshmallowpuff [Just Chatting] [07-07-2020]
221“Do I have my first simp!?” [Just Chatting] [07-07-2020]
222Are you trying to beetle juice some maple taffy? [Just Chatting] [07-07-2020]
223Everything is a challenge in America - SammyIsTrash [Just Chatting] [07-07-2020]
224"You can't get a clock, but you can get a glock" [Just Chatting] [09-07-2020]
225I'm sorry that you're all wet and not in the fun way [Just Chatting] [09-07-2020]
226"Who's the dumbass? Me, I'm the dumbass" [Just Chatting] [09-07-2020]
227"Me and Death pooping out so many babies" [Just Chatting] [14-07-2020]
228Died of natural causes' my ass! He was eating metal! [Just Chatting] [14-07-2020]
229This dude will look at a phone and go om nom nom a snack! [Just Chatting] [14-07-2020]
230" unicorns are our real gods and if you dont believe me well you can choke on a skittle" -realkayrose [Just Chatting] [14-07-2020]
231The bot is done with your shit. I'm not done with your shit, I love your shit. [Just Chatting] [14-07-2020]
232Join the meta, embrace the meta, become the meta [Just Chatting] [14-07-2020]
233Poor owl... Owl never know what happened to it [Just Chatting] [14-07-2020]
234The mods have more power than me, they decide the rules [Ulala: Idle Adventure] [14-07-2020]
235Scream is the embodiment of a child with a knife ~ SammyIsTrash [Ulala: Idle Adventure] [14-07-2020]
236I totally condone the annoyance of Scream [Ulala: Idle Adventure] [14-07-2020]
237You've been hit by, you've been struck by... a smooooth Houdini [Ulala: Idle Adventure] [14-07-2020]
238Words are like the wind. Sometimes they flow, and sometimes they make your ice cream fall to the ground. [Ulala: Idle Adventure] [14-07-2020]
239"My sister need to have children and they need to have children too before I'm a grunkle" [Just Chatting] [16-07-2020]
240"she's the one that I prefer, because she fit's everywhere" [Genshin Impact] [08-10-2020]
241"I want it big" [Among Us] [15-10-2020]
242Does a chicken like steak? [Minecraft] [22-10-2020]
243We’ll let the chickens procreate [Minecraft] [22-10-2020]
244Do you wanna build a castle? Cmon let’s go and mine! [Minecraft] [22-10-2020]
245Favorite pizza topping? It’s food [Minecraft] [22-10-2020]
246I like my pizza like I like my women ~ Uni and Sammy [Minecraft] [22-10-2020]
247I wanna see pics, can you send pics? Of your KORBY? (Kirby) [Minecraft] [22-10-2020]
248I’m not enjoying this dying [Minecraft] [22-10-2020]
249I’ll simp next time [Minecraft] [22-10-2020]
250EXCAVATE EXCAVATE! [Minecraft] [22-10-2020]
251Eh? [Minecraft] [22-10-2020]
252I’m not Canadian, you’re Canadian!! [The Canadian streamer says to an American viewer] [Minecraft] [22-10-2020]
253Everything can be licked [Just Chatting] [27-10-2020]
254I’m a slut for tacos ~Sammy [Super Mario 64] [27-10-2020]
255LIVE LIFE, BREATHE AIR, DODODO I... don’t remember the rest of the song [Super Mario 64] [27-10-2020]
256If anyone invites me for cake, I’m there [Super Mario 64] [27-10-2020]
257are you serious? [Super Mario 64] [27-10-2020]
258If you asked me that during my midterms, I probably would have chosen diedrate [Just Chatting] [29-10-2020]
259If anyone is wondering how mentally present I am, it is displayed right here [Just Chatting] [31-10-2020]
260"Oh oh, I saw a shadow... oh it was me :(" [Just Chatting] [31-10-2020]
261"Sometimes you just gotta learn how to swim before you can run" -LucaChan [Phasmophobia] [31-10-2020]
262"Death: We are meeting the other Lisa. Uni: Oh Liza Simpson!" [Phasmophobia] [31-10-2020]
263"Ah ah, I'm gonna scoop up the ghost" [Phasmophobia] [31-10-2020]
264"Was it more of a yeet or a yoink" [Phasmophobia] [31-10-2020]
265"YOU THINK THE GHOST HAS TWITCH??" [Phasmophobia] [31-10-2020]
266"I have the camera! where are the girls?" [Just Chatting] [01-11-2020]
267I was not pouting! *proceeds to pout* [Animal Crossing: New Horizons] [03-11-2020]
268Nice! Oh, less nice! [Animal Crossing: New Horizons] [03-11-2020]
269Because baby you're a fiiiiirewooork! C'mon let your colors burst! Make 'em go oh oh oh. Because baby you're a- fuck Death what are you doing, you've got me singing! [Animal Crossing: New Horizons] [03-11-2020]
270Over the rainbow, so high! [Animal Crossing: New Horizons] [03-11-2020]
271CRAP BASKETS!! [Just Chatting] [05-11-2020]
272Did he just get nut shot by a huge golf ball?? [Rhythm Heaven Fever] [05-11-2020]
273WUBBA DUBBA DUBBA IS THAT TRUE??A [Rhythm Heaven Fever] [05-11-2020]
274Some crispy WAP [Rhythm Heaven Fever] [05-11-2020]
275McCrispy Wap, I'M LOVIN' IT ~ combined effort curtesy of Uni, Sammy, and Rose [Rhythm Heaven Fever] [05-11-2020]
276I’m just gonna ignore the enemies. If I just don’t hit them then they won’t be mad at me and they totally won’t hang up on me. *Says while being followed by at least three large, angry enemies* [Hollow Knight] [12-11-2020]
277[sing song voice] Time to make like a tree and- oh I’m stuck here!! [Hollow Knight] [12-11-2020]
278I like that sound. Oh, not that sound, that’s the sound of me dying. I don’t like that sound. [Hollow Knight] [12-11-2020]
279I’m so dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks has alerted the bees [Hollow Knight] [12-11-2020]
280Should you get a drink? Well yes but actually yes ~ Samsei [Hollow Knight] [19-11-2020]
281Murdermon, to kill them is my real quest! [Hollow Knight] [19-11-2020]
282Can you smoke a gas leak? [Hollow Knight] [19-11-2020]
283[in a monotone voice] Bop bop bop, bop to the top. Slip and slide and ride that rhythm [Hollow Knight] [19-11-2020]
284*screams in weeb* ~ Sammy [Just Chatting] [03-12-2020]
285"I'll try something bold..... nevermind" [Just Chatting] [10-12-2020]
286I did cheers with my burrito ~ Sammy [Just Chatting] [15-12-2020]
287I love qoutes [Just Chatting] [15-12-2020]
288It’s just the law okay! If you have a problem, talk to Newton [Ori and the Blind Forest] [15-12-2020]
289the f-in' horse whisperer up in here [Just Chatting] [15-12-2020]
290I'll add them to my website...holy shit I forgot I had a website! [Just Chatting] [15-12-2020]
291"I just came out of the ve.... hum cam" Leossier 2020 [Among Us] [17-12-2020]
292Am I have a heart attack..? No, okay, cool [Just Chatting] [22-12-2020]
293Oh pissmas tree, oh pissmas tree! [Just Chatting] [22-12-2020]
294"Oh pissmas tree, oh pissmas tree!" (To the tune of Oh Christmas Tree) - Scream [Just Chatting] [22-12-2020]
295"You all got Prime membership to THIS BOOTY" [Just Chatting] [22-12-2020]
296"I put the chocolate in my guys," [Just Chatting] [22-12-2020]
297"I'm just stupid get your facts straight" [Just Chatting] [30-12-2020]
298We could made a club and done unicorn things! Like... exist and be amazing! [Just Chatting] [30-12-2020]
299I forget a lot of things but as long as I don’t forget to smile 🙂 [Just Chatting] [30-12-2020]
300"we can't say simp... oh shit" [Just Chatting] [30-12-2020]
301When you’re ADHD, distractions aren’t actually distractions. Just side quests to your main task ~ SammyIsTrash [Hades] [19-01-2021]
302Swoleicorn ~ mooniko [Hades] [19-01-2021]
303Have a good homework [Hades] [19-01-2021]
304HELP. LET ME GO. HELP. [Hades] [19-01-2021]
305No one wants to be Captain America right now, but everyone wants to be Chris Evans ~ deedz and musiek [Hades] [19-01-2021]
306A gift, from Zeus! Please don’t be another cousin [Hades] [19-01-2021]
307"It's not my fault for defeating you. Jeez! Sorry for being strong" [Hades] [21-01-2021]
308someone's gonna da ba dee dabba DIE - fiddagamer [Just Chatting] [26-01-2021]
309thank you metaphorical person that doesn't exist [Just Chatting] [26-01-2021]
310"AM I AN ADULT? no im a child with a drinking permit" -MommaRB [Just Chatting] [26-01-2021]
311"I'm gonna be an aunt !" [Just Chatting] [28-01-2021]
312"My new flirt phrase is: Will you consenticle?" [Just Chatting] [28-01-2021]
313I do not own a cat, a dog, or a friend [Just Chatting] [28-01-2021]
314Woo - monotone text to speech voice [Just Chatting] [04-02-2021]
315hentai thesis - rose [Just Chatting] [04-02-2021]
316hentai worked better - rooooooose [Just Chatting] [04-02-2021]
317You can thank Rose for all the hentai [Just Chatting] [04-02-2021]
318What if I had covid and i infect myself? [Just Chatting] [04-02-2021]
319You've heard it here, ADHDUnicorn does not condone poking out your eyes [Just Chatting] [04-02-2021]
320I don't want cookies, I'm on a diet! Fuck, I have to accept the cookies... there goes my diet! [Just Chatting] [04-02-2021]
321socialize by dancing as a half naked gambling chonkster - atan [Final Fantasy XIV] [09-02-2021]
322If people want to be sitting on my face, they don’t need a beanbag ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [Just Chatting] [11-02-2021]
323As long as you’re not stabbing people, everyone can wear a skirt [Just Chatting] [11-02-2021]
324Don’t standby stan by and you’ll be oki doki ~ Wobmiar [Just Chatting] [11-02-2021]
325It's Koala-tea ~ screaminween [Just Chatting] [11-02-2021]
326"I can take advantage of normal people who remember things" [Just Chatting] [16-02-2021]
327"I lost hearing in my left eye" [Just Chatting] [16-02-2021]
328Aww, soft knives, how sweet [Just Chatting] [16-02-2021]
329Bloons [TD 6] is gonna keep me busy for a small long while [Bloons TD 6] [16-02-2021]
330Just a few casualties, nothing too crazy... okay, we’re getting more and more casualties [Bloons TD 6] [16-02-2021]
331So much Uni, look at this! *makes camera view bigger* [Bloons TD 6] [16-02-2021]
332Never gonna give bloons up, never gonna let bloons down, never gonna run around and desert bloons! ~ SammyIsTrash [Bloons TD 6] [16-02-2021]
333Look at his big ass, he has a beautiful, beautiful, big ass [in reference to the super monkey] [Bloons TD 6] [16-02-2021]
334The executive dysfunction has been nuking my ass. Either that or the sad, I don't know. Something has been nuking my ass, and not in the fun way. [Bloons TD 6] [16-02-2021]
335What else am I loosing. My mind? Yes. Hotel? Trivago, maybe? [Just Chatting] [04-03-2021]
336The [eye] bags are where the brain cells are stored [Just Chatting] [09-03-2021]
337Woof woof y'all [Just Chatting] [09-03-2021]
338rollercoaster of knowledge acquisition - plastic_apathy [Just Chatting] [11-03-2021]
339Why do you think I drink so much water, it’s to dilute the salt. I’m too salty bro! [Just Chatting] [23-03-2021]
340"We're not evil, we're like chaotic neutral" [Just Chatting] [23-03-2021]
341I was a weird kid. Now I'm a weird adult. Eyyy, upgrades people, upgrades! [Just Chatting] [30-03-2021]
342But I also want to take a million naps so [Just Chatting] [30-03-2021]
343*taking about tattoos*" I'll just have on my left ass ADHD and on my right Unicorn, that's it" [Just Chatting] [01-04-2021]
344I had to sneeze but I didn’t... I’m being APRIL FOOLED... BY MY NOSE? THE AUDACITY [Just Chatting] [01-04-2021]
345Uni said yeet? Who said yeet? I said yeet? Yeet [Just Chatting] [08-04-2021]
346"What if I just die" [Shadow of the Tomb Raider] [08-04-2021]
347"I'm on a different planet, I mean, a different timezone" [Glö Phlox] [13-04-2021]
348*clears throat* I think the puberty's really getting to me [Just Chatting] [15-04-2021]
349Is it worth living forever if you can't eat Garlic Bread? ~ @Leossier [Just Chatting] [15-04-2021]
350"Warning: ADHDUnicorn comes with various side effects like confusion, quick topic changes, dramatic intros and possible elbow smell." ~ecips [Just Chatting] [20-04-2021]
351"I wish you sardines" [Stardew Valley] [22-04-2021]
352“If you wanna be sexy, you gotta hydrate” bold of you to assume I’m not already sexy AND hydrated ~ @sammyistrash [Just Chatting] [04-05-2021]
353"I forgot like a kind of forgetter" [Just Chatting] [04-05-2021]
354Why am I being so stupid, I’m gonna read the rules! [Just Chatting] [04-05-2021]
355So putting a folder in a folder is actually ILLEGAL [Just Chatting] [04-05-2021]
356I really loved this app until five seconds ago [Just Chatting] [04-05-2021]
357I should not have voiced my concern… that was my first mistake [Just Chatting] [04-05-2021]
358Murder bucket, murder bucket, woohoo! [Jackbox Party Packs] [08-05-2021]
359I don't need to be afraid of death if I'm already dead! [Jackbox Party Packs] [08-05-2021]
360Let's keep up a good ball diversity [Just Chatting] [08-05-2021]
361If being a catgirl is a crime then TAKE ME TO JAIL ~ @skaryu_sama [Just Chatting] [08-05-2021]
362"Loot my box" [Just Chatting] [11-05-2021]
363What the fuck is moving, do I need to get up? [Just Chatting] [11-05-2021]
364*in a sing song voice* Running from my problems! But they’re still following me! [Just Chatting] [11-05-2021]
365"take your time, this is not a race *it was*" [Just Chatting] [11-05-2021]
366it's hard not to get brains everywhere - fiddagamer [Just Chatting] [11-05-2021]
367Okay, well. I guess I’m gonna have to go find unicorn vomit [Just Chatting] [13-05-2021]
368Theo-rad-ical! [Just Chatting] [13-05-2021]
369Tony Hawk Pro Streamer ~ @ToastedBread24 [Just Chatting] [13-05-2021]
370You're so good at quoting! - Uni [Just Chatting] [13-05-2021]
371That is the only acceptable reveal party, if the gender is Shrek [Just Chatting] [13-05-2021]
372"Being a dom could be a good job" [Just Chatting] [20-05-2021]
373"I love this lighting *camera dies* well I don't like it now " [Just Chatting] [20-05-2021]
374And my hair looks… like I killed a raccoon and put it on my head! [Just Chatting] [20-05-2021]